Everybody should read-installing husband 1.0?
A woman writes to the IT technical support guy
Dear Tech Support
Last year i upgraded from BOYFRIEND 5.0 to HUSBAND 1.0 and i noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jwellery applications, which operated flawlessly under BOYFRIEND 5.0. In addition, HUSBAND 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs such as ROMANCE 9.5 and PERSONAL ATTENTION 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.
CONVERSATION 8.0 no longer runs and HOUSE CLEANING 2.6 simply crashes the system.Please note that i have tried running NAGGING 5.3 to fix the problems but to no avail
What can i do??
Signed
Mrs.------
Reply
Dear Madam,
First, keep in mind BOYFRIEND 5.0 is an entertainment package, while HUSBAND 1.0 is an operating system.Please enter command: I thought you loved me...html and try to download TEARS 6.2 and do not forget to install the GUILT 3.0 update.If that application works as designed, HUSBAND 1.0 should then automatically run the applications JWELLERY 2.0 and FLOWERS 3.5
However, remember that the overuse of the above application can cause HUSBAND 1.0 to default to SILENCE 2.5 or BEER 6.1.Please note that BEER 6.1 is a very bad program and will download the SNORING LOUDLY BETA.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install MOTHER-IN-LAW 1.0 as it runs a virus in the background that will eventually sieze control of all your system resources.
In addition please do not attempt to reinstall BOYFRIEND 5.0 program.This is an unsupported application and will crash HUSBAND 1.0.
In summary, please note that HUSBAND 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.We recommend: COOKING 3.0 and HOT LOOKS 7.7
Written By
Aprimit Garg
D1-CSE
A woman writes to the IT technical support guy
Dear Tech Support
Last year i upgraded from BOYFRIEND 5.0 to HUSBAND 1.0 and i noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jwellery applications, which operated flawlessly under BOYFRIEND 5.0. In addition, HUSBAND 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs such as ROMANCE 9.5 and PERSONAL ATTENTION 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.
CONVERSATION 8.0 no longer runs and HOUSE CLEANING 2.6 simply crashes the system.Please note that i have tried running NAGGING 5.3 to fix the problems but to no avail
What can i do??
Signed
Mrs.------
Reply
Dear Madam,
First, keep in mind BOYFRIEND 5.0 is an entertainment package, while HUSBAND 1.0 is an operating system.Please enter command: I thought you loved me...html and try to download TEARS 6.2 and do not forget to install the GUILT 3.0 update.If that application works as designed, HUSBAND 1.0 should then automatically run the applications JWELLERY 2.0 and FLOWERS 3.5
However, remember that the overuse of the above application can cause HUSBAND 1.0 to default to SILENCE 2.5 or BEER 6.1.Please note that BEER 6.1 is a very bad program and will download the SNORING LOUDLY BETA.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install MOTHER-IN-LAW 1.0 as it runs a virus in the background that will eventually sieze control of all your system resources.
In addition please do not attempt to reinstall BOYFRIEND 5.0 program.This is an unsupported application and will crash HUSBAND 1.0.
In summary, please note that HUSBAND 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.We recommend: COOKING 3.0 and HOT LOOKS 7.7
Written By
Aprimit Garg
D1-CSE
so cool and funny...Aprimit please mail me a detailed technical assistance for girlfriend1.0!!
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ReplyDeletethe coding of girlfriend 1.0 is under processing.....will be released soon!!
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